Terms of Service

Effective date: April 20, 2026

Short version: You buy Ahem! once for $5.99, you own it forever. No subscriptions, no recurring charges. Install it on your personal machines, use it as long as you like.

1. Agreement

By downloading, installing, or using Ahem! ("the app", "we", "our"), you agree to these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, do not use the app.

2. License

Upon purchase, you are granted a personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable, perpetual license to install and use Ahem! on computers you own or control. This license is for personal or professional use by a single user.

You may not:

  • Redistribute, resell, sublicense, or share your license key with others
  • Reverse engineer, decompile, or modify the app
  • Use the app as part of a product or service you sell to others

3. One-time purchase

Ahem! is sold as a one-time purchase. There are no subscriptions, no renewal fees, and no recurring charges of any kind. You pay once and the license is yours indefinitely.

Future updates to the app are included at no additional cost. We reserve the right to change pricing for new purchases at any time, but this will never affect licenses already issued.

4. Purchases and refunds

Ahem! is available through two storefronts:

Because Ahem! is a digital product delivered immediately upon purchase, all sales are generally final. If you experience a technical issue that prevents the app from working as described and we are unable to resolve it, please contact us and we will review your situation on a case-by-case basis.

5. System requirements

Ahem! is designed exclusively for Windows 10 and Windows 11. It is not available for, and will not function on, macOS, Linux, or any other operating system. Please verify compatibility before purchasing.

6. Calendar access

Ahem! uses OAuth 2.0 to connect to Google Calendar and/or Outlook / Microsoft 365. By connecting a calendar account, you authorize the app to read your calendar event data on your local machine. The app requests read-only access and cannot modify your calendars. You may revoke this authorization at any time through your Google or Microsoft account settings.

7. Disclaimer of warranties

Ahem! is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. We do not guarantee that the app will be error-free, uninterrupted, or perfectly compatible with every system configuration. Calendar connectivity depends on third-party APIs (Google, Microsoft) that are outside our control.

Use of the app is at your own risk. We are not responsible for missed meetings or any consequences arising from reliance on the app's reminders.

8. Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, we shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages arising from your use of, or inability to use, Ahem! — including but not limited to missed meetings, lost work, or lost business opportunities. Our total liability to you shall not exceed the amount you paid for the app.

9. Updates and changes

We may update the app from time to time. Updates are provided to improve functionality or fix issues and are included with your license. We may also update these Terms; material changes will be reflected by an updated effective date above.

10. Governing law

These Terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the Slovak Republic. If you are a consumer located in the European Union, you also benefit from any mandatory consumer protection provisions of the law of your country of residence.

Any disputes arising from these Terms shall be subject to the jurisdiction of the competent courts of the Slovak Republic, unless applicable EU consumer law grants you the right to bring proceedings in your country of residence.

11. Contact

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